GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip website you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a